Jessica Simpson is being Sued for Fitness Video...the TRUTH



Posted: Wednesday, April 01, 2009

by Frankie Lassut
Franco

I don't know who Jessica Simpson is, but I'm pretty sure that she isn't a drawing by Matt Groening (Graining). Matt's parent's went to one of those schools that teaches parents to pick names which are difficult to spell, but totally fool the person who reads it. This means that the person will spend their lives correcting people who call them by their name. Groening...Groan ing? Sibohan.. Sib Oh Han? Naaa 'Sheh vaughan. it's ******g nuts isn't it! There should be some law against it. Inanimate objects (and yes, Ill get back to Ms Simpson in a min) get the treatment too... Lingerie!  Surely Line ge riiie...naaaa.....Laun ger ray... of course.

Jessica Simpson. I don't know who she is, but, apparently she's just made a fitness VD (sorry CD,,, that was a typo, but it's adding to the story) thats been banned? What must have happened, is that she, being obviously clever, thought, 'I may as well take full advantage of this opportunity', and stuffed herself with cakes and loads of other nice things before the DVD filming, with full intention of becomeing thin by the end of it...thats a good strategy, but, naaaa.... she has to be a Kate Moss at thae start and the end. Where's the before and after fun in that? You never see  someone like Jordan go on Exrtremem Makeover do you?... Naaa, Extremem makeover want a roadkill mess to begin with. Also, she must have a man who she doubts loves her...and so, she's going to give him the pre moving on test (with a fitness DVD insurance policy)... 'Look you *****r! There's more of me to love now! All you need do is slap me on the belly and ride in on the ****t of a wave."... If he says "I suppose you're fed up of sex, and have given up then? I'm going back to my mam, fatso!".... she then gets slim during filming, and afterwards, she can buy as many shoes and handbags as she likes without anyone moaning, and has no one picking their toenails off in the living room and putting them in their teacup. Good plan Jessica! Whoever you are. Write a book called, 'Fatness is Evolution for women'.

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